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Re: 558 Doncaster 05 - 08 May 11 (Picture heavy)
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 09:02:14 PM »
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Aaargh!  Why can't they write the destructions in plain English?  I only want to know how to turn the cockpit lighting off!
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Re: 558 Doncaster 05 - 08 May 11 (Picture heavy)
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 09:27:38 PM »
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Aaargh!  Why can't they write the destructions in plain English?  I only want to know how to turn the cockpit lighting off!
Or,

Dear reader now that you have purchased issue one of the "Build Your Own Vulcan" magazine with free undercarriage at the introductory price of £33000,you only need now to purchase the other 620,000 issues to complete your very own "Vulcan"
Next months issue contains the pilots ejection seat (caution is recommended due to the volatile nature of the explosives,please warn your Postman !)

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Re: 558 Doncaster 05 - 08 May 11 (Picture heavy)
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2011, 04:51:44 PM »
Sam discovers the Microsoft Vulcan Quickhelp guide....

"I am having trouble with the onboard navigation computer"

Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?  Yes/no

"Yes"

We are sorry, but the Quickhelp guide cannot solve your problem this time.  Please contact your vendor for assistance.
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“If anybody ever tells you anything about an aeroplane which is so bloody complicated you can't understand it, take it from me: it's all balls.” — R. J. Mitchell

Government.  If you think the problems they create are bad, you should see their solutions.